Porn Cakes is a RED Engineer abomination who resembles a Vagineer. He was created by YouTube user DaftKid5000.
Porn Cakes is the Vagineer race's mortal enemy. For many years the Vagineer had been able to contain Porn Cakes in a vault 500 feet below ctf_2fort. After an update was released, however, the 5 seals which contained him were weakened and he was able to break free.
Personality and Behaviour Edit
Porn Cakes enjoys playing a guitar. He spends most of the time in desolate areas, calm and playing to himself. However, if someone disturbs him, he is prone to instant and disproportionate violence.
Once mad, he is extremely vicious and often leaves a bloodbath in the wake of his destructive fury.
In case his guitar is broken, he regurgitates parts of another one, which quickly assemble into a new, functioning guitar. How he achieves this is a mystery better left unsolved.
Powers and Abilities Edit
Porn Cakes is a very strong individual. For instance, he is powerful enough to frighten and dismember RED Vagineerand reduce them to a bloody pulp.
When angered, he often vomits a modified Wrangler. The weapon shoots a Triboniophorus Tyrannus, which upon attaching itself to the victim kills the target by destroying their head.
Faults and Weaknesses Edit
- Because of his passive nature and the fact he only reacts to obvious threats, he is susceptible to ambushes and traps.
- He lacks destructive power and long-ranged attacks.
- He does not seem to be very intelligent.
Notable Videos Edit
By the creator of the Freak Edit
- PORN CAKES
- More silly ol Porn Cakes
By the community Edit
- Porn Cakes playing the guitar
- PORN CAKES...
- Don't Disturb Porn Cakes